The Tales of Infinity

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Dear IT Support:

Last year I upgraded
  from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the
  overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications,
  which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0
  un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
  Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0,
  Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply
  crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to
  no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate
  ——————

Dear Desperate:

First keep in
  mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an
  Operating System.

Try entering the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME
  to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that
  application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
  applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of
  the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
  Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program
  that will create Snoring Loudly.

CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT
  install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash
  Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
  have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
  consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I
  personally would recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck, IT
  Support ——————

Dear IT Support,

18
  months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had
  used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts
  between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend
  1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is
  incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1,
  Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no
  better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs
  and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several
  weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at
  the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
  other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded
  to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded
  further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available
  resources, it does come bundled with Free-S-e-xxPlus and Cleanhouse2005. 

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I
  found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I
  made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be
  deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about
  them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter,
  and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter
  products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem
  is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
  requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which
  needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself
  to my Audi TT Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also
  comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned
  off.

Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there
  could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
  1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before
  uninstalling itself’.